I'm An Old Lady?

A not so gentle nudge from my dear father has reminded me that my blogging hiatus is now at 4 weeks and I am disappointing my faithful readers.  So dear faithful readers, please accept my most sincere apology.

I have a good story to bring me out of hiatus though, you're going to love this one.

So I'm going to the commissary this afternoon heading in the back gate, right past the point where it merges from two lanes down to one, when this little black Dodge Caliber comes zooming up behind me, passes on the right which is now a shoulder, squeezes in a very small space between me and the car in front of me, and slams on her brakes.  Such reckless driving, she must have been going somewhere really important, right?  Rushing her small child to the hospital, or maybe she had to pee like a big dog and was rushing before she wet herself?  Nope, she was going to the commissary as well.

Inconsiderate and reckless driving...and she pulled into the commissary parking lot one car ahead of me.  Then she slowly meandered inside.  I had already gone inside, got my cart, and was deep in conversation with someone I knew when she and her husband came sauntering into the produce section. 

I stepped over in front of them and said "you were in such an all fired hurry to get in the back gate, you could have caused an accident driving like that."  She rolled her eyes at me and said "whatever, old lady".

I shit you not...she actually said "whatever, old lady"

I was so shocked that I just burst out laughing, which actually seemed to annoy her. I guess at my advanced age, I should have felt put in my place by her young, hotness.

In my head, I thought, "yeah babe, come and see me in 20 years. Ilooked like that when I was your age. Better actually, since my boobs were much nicer than yours are!"  But I just shook my head and continued back with the conversation with my friend.  Why bother, it's not like it's going to do any good.  Although, her husband did seem embarrassed by the whole scene.  Maybe he'll realize that he is responsible for her actions while they are on base and make her slow down?

Comments

[RangersGirl]

Oh my gosh! I don't know if I'd have laughed or what screamed at her. What a bitch! What a loser guy to have married such a bitch. Guess he was going for outward appearance and not what was on the inside. She'll be really sorry when her outward 'hotness' fades cause she sure doesn't have any inward beauty.